Un-Australian Corona-Crime

One fine summer morning when I came to school, I saw that a crime’s been committed I dropped all my books and I charged for the door To see if it has been repeated Confirmed. The offence had spread well through the school Through shops, chemists, restaurants and malls The crime that I witnessed was not very cool Some Wierdos had stolen the rolls. Not those with bacon or cheese. Not at all! Not curlers, that boil in a pot The rolls that had vanished from schools and from malls Were… toilet rolls… believe it or not! They later discussed this worldwide on the News “The virus attacked us! Get set for the worst!” I wonder to date, what they do with the rolls When stricken by hunger or thirst?